Craigslist Ad (712 More Things to Write About)

I got these books a couple months ago, 642 Things to Write About and 712 More Things to Write About. I've decided to make our way through the books when I get stuck. I figured they might lead to some interesting posts. This is one of those posts:

Prompt: Your partner writes a Craigslist ad to get rid of an item of yours that they totally hate. What does it say?

FOR SALE - OR Free

For sale, or maybe not. I just need to get rid of these obnoxious t-shirts. My boyfriend thinks they are hilarious and wears them all of the time. They have sayings written on them that would be perfectly appropriate for a thirteen year old boy, not a thirty year old man. I hate being seen in public with this man child and he said he would try to start dressing more age appropriately. I figured I'd just help speed the process along. 20 shirts for $20 or best offer. Need to be gone by 3:30 as that's when he gets off work.