Dear Car Ahead of Me

Dear Car Ahead of Me,

I need you to drive the speed limit. I would honestly like to go a little faster, but I’d settle for the limit. This twenty under on a highway bullshit is unacceptable. Unless you can’t read numbers you can’t claim ignorance because we passed several signs on which the limits was posted. If that is the case and you can’t read numbers I really don’t think you should be driving. Let’s assume that you can read but you just didn’t see the signs. If that were the case perhaps you could have looked in any of your mirrors and seen the long line of cars tailgating each other because of you. That might give you a clue that you are going too slow. We are building up a line that is at least 12 cars long now. We’re on the highway, and this is completely unacceptable. IF this were a four lane highway I would tell you to just keep living your life over there as I pass you, but we are on a two lane highway with a dearth of passing zones. Get it together and move.

The Frustrated Driver Behind You