Dear Airplane Child
Dear Five Year Old on the Plane,
Enjoy all that leg room while you can buddy. I was like you once, sitting in an airplane seat with my legs straight out and not yet reaching the seat in front of me. Now look at me, with my knees up by my chest. I have to practically fold myself in half to get in this seat. Enjoy it now kid.
Long Legs
PS: Thanks for not being a loud, whiny child on the flight. We all greatly appreciate it.